The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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