Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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