i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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