Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
im on a boat
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