Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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