you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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