Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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