she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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