Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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