Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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