they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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