:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize