Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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