Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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