im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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