Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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