I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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