She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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