The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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