omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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