Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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