Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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