Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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