Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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