I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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There's always time for handjobs
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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