did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
wow bdsm is so cute
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Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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