You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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