Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she told me i tasted like america
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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