That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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