id be glad to
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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