whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i think i just lost a toe
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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