biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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