you traded sex for a burrito?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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