I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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