so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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