Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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