Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
is it fun? or sober?
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