Nicole vs. Life
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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