i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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