it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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