I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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