he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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