I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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