Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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