i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
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