Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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