you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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