I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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