There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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