I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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